there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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