all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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