no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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