would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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