11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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