You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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