i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
two words...techno handjob
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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