He is an equal opportunity slut.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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