these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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