I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
ugly people sure do ruin things
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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