I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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