the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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