No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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