hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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