too bad you live with your parents still
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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