Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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