I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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