So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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