no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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