You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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