She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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