She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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