Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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