She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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