Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
A+ Viking dick
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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