if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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