So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Screwed.edu
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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