is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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