ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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