How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I need to wash the frat house off of me
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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