just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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