I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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