If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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