i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So many bounce houses so little time
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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