i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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