But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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