Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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