she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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