The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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