i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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