Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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