I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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