Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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