Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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