So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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