Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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