Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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