I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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