? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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