I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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